ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight

i would lowkey hit becky
hell nah, her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro

by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 24, 2024

ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight

i would lowkey hit becky
bro her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro

by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 24, 2024

hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.

Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.

by MeltdMushroom October 06, 2019

Trevor Hedge

Total Douchebag

Don't be such a Trevor Hedge

by Trevor Hedge July 08, 2017

to hedge

to make sure that some weak person doesn't get his feelings hurt

-Do you know why Rebecca is so mad?
-I forgot to hedge when i was speaking to her, she feels violated now

by Xx_Minecraftledgend_xX September 21, 2018

Hedge climber

A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.

Oh my god, Suzy is such a hedge climber!

by dicksforhands February 06, 2017

Hedge Fuck

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.

Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.

by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021