hector cisneros

lowkey kinda sus. he plays adopt me and scams little kids for fun and cyber bullies and got banned for saying sexual stuff in a kids pixel game. i scrath hm all thge time IMAOIAIXSJEHUDWEUGASVGDXVGEVWFASFYTASAS

me :hector cisneros got banned but hes a Christian now
hector: uwu yes sussy baka

by jnkfcdeyhfceru December 7, 2022

Hector Berlioz

French romantic era composer (1803 - 1869) who made an Irish actress marry him after drinking a lethal dose of opium.

Guy 1: Bro, James just pulled a Hector Berlioz. He made Gina marry him after threatening to kill himself.

Guy 2: How the fuck did that work?

by Klavierist August 19, 2023

hector connector

a large unibrow, that is very unsightly.

WHOAH! look at his hector connector!

by maaaa! May 24, 2008

Inspector Hector

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one completes the shitstache to include a goatee.

Just when I thought the shit wasn't going to circle the mouth, voila! I wrapped my cock around her chin and gave her an Inspector Hector-

by Mr. Decent June 2, 2008

Hectic Hector

Absolute Cock, loves tromboning and specialises in removing arse fluff with the tongue!

Excuse me Jay do you enjoy being a Hectic Hector

by TRAD1 December 15, 2008

Hector Smells

Actually, I didn't say what he smells like. So for all I know Hector could be smelling like...um...a computer. Yeah! A Computer! That's right! (Just kidding Hector!) Don't die!

P.S. I'm watching you!!! Muahaha!
...... :} <---(evil grin)

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis April 2, 2003

Hector Piss

Beer; most commonly Bud Light usually bought and drank by illegal immigrants from south of the border. Most Mexicans are named Hector

After a long day of building a block wall a Mexican usaully enjoys the ice cold taste of a Hector Piss.

Damn Juan is at 7-11 buying more Hector Piss.

Prefered drink of Mexicans.

"Yo quiero un Hector Piss"

by Bihadamist February 21, 2009