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a heidi is a glamorous, gorgeous girl and she’s the baddest bitch around, she’s a sweet girl who knows her worth and her self respect is through the roof, she won’t settle for an ass of a man.
why isn’t heidi my girlfriend yet?
heidi by heidi :) January 3, 2026
That's so Heidi.
Heidi by JMoney721 July 18, 2025
A loving, caring, creative, smart and talented individual who has an act for always putting others before themselves. Whether they like to admit it or not they’re very attractive not only physically but intellectually as well. They have a pep in their step that not many people have, but their calm rationality keeps them centred and focused on being a better them, if such a goal is even attainable since Heïdi seems to be so great already, then again they never fail to surprise!
Get yourself a Heïdi!”
Heïdi by Pheasant 02 February 23, 2021

Heidi Date 

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks
Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.
Heidi Date by will bitten January 23, 2017

Heidi Kleindienst

A serious but kind-hearted German-Argentine who takes on a crude character online for entertainment. Privately, a powerful athlete and savant. But mostly known for making contradictions and gaslighting.
I can't tell if Heidi Kleindienst is being serious or if it's all a plot to stir me up.

Heidi Montag 

1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.
1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."
Heidi Montag by MissObvious August 4, 2008