wired to the gravel

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.

I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.

by JAJBanks November 28, 2016

gravel chin

Loads of Chins like 728974 chins

'Hey look at her, she has a gravel chin'

by grAvel December 14, 2014

Gravel Blast

The act of fingering a builder with sandpaper. Any hole counts.

"Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?"
"Yeah, sure! But you'll have to give me a gravel blast first!"
"Okay! I'll get the 36 out!"

by The great god of gravel June 2, 2022

Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, in reference to the remote rural areas where their officers tend to patrol.

"Damn gravel road cops always jacking me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."

by koevoet November 10, 2020

gravel tits

A girl who gets blacked out drunk on vodka
Redbull and then goes back to a dudes trailer and pukes all over his bed after sloppy first date sex. To top it off, she wakes up naked face down outside the trailer in the gravel.

You think you had a bad first date? Nothing compares to ole gravel tits

by GorillaSalad November 18, 2023

White gravel

When having sex outside shooting your load on her chest and throwing gravel on it

I did a white gravel to James halls mum

by Jammy July 28, 2016

Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.

David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".

by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022