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Gossip Food

A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.
She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.
by ForgetMeKnot! June 27, 2019
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jussie gossip

Gossip that is accepted by the public and media regardless of credibility.
That sounds like jussie gossip to me.
by VegansAreAnnoying March 23, 2019
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The Gossip

A sex act that involves either one or more people. The lady puts one leg on top of the males shoulder and another behind her back. The male then proceeds to do the same thing. After completion you grind your body parts against each other until orgasm.
Example: The Gossip is a sex position.

“Omg kelly, I just had the best gossip ever”

“How was it, Michelle?”
Out of this world experience, best I’ve ever had!!!”
by boner483 May 27, 2019
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gossip breath

(n.) someone who has been caught in the act of gossiping.

Named after the stank lingering on the breath of someone who just uttered a filthy rumor. Often, friends will go out of the way to avoid a gossip breath out of fear of being featured in their next rumor.
I could smell Erin's rank gossip breath from behind my back.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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Gossip Gino

The guy from the boys who finds out about every gossip and gets all the nudes
"Bro, you guys found out what happened to her?"
"Oh, classic Gossip Gino, what´s up?"
by x o x o May 20, 2020
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gossip hag

(noun)

An empty brained individual that can only gossip about the problems of others, and never talks about ideas or solutions.

The opposite of a wise person.
When your home is surrounded by a group of gossip hags, you start doubting that religion makes people good, and that wisdom comes with age.

The only thing you can hear from the gossip hag's house is noise, cackling, and arrogant gossiping.

Wise people talk about ideas; average people talk about events; gossip hags talk about people.
by McMeh June 15, 2017
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a not gossip

Some body that is known for nosiness, not for talks, till gossips??!
I am a nosy knowing, that can also be our way to find up dad, he,s a not gossip, hurray!
by man!? January 16, 2018
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