Gobbie Monster

A Gobbie Monster is an individual who makes ur very upset from spinning lies in your face, and associates themselves with homosexuals. This person has the potential to give head to other males.

Far out, Gobbie Monster was giving me the shits with his crappy stories.

by *MKD* August 10, 2009

goobie

Slang for penis.

Origin: student paper.

1. He's got a big goobie.

2. What a goobie-head!

by RichMere April 19, 2008

Al Gorie

A poem, story, or picture that is made up to induce irrational fear in myriad people.

Person 1: THE EARTH'S ON FIRE! Global Warming is coming to melt the ice caps and flood the world!
Person 2: Pfft, that's just an Al Gorie. If the ice caps melt, the water level will remain the same. It's already displaced its mass in water. >_>

by Brainius Crainius November 8, 2010

Gombie

1. A mix between a zombie and a goblin. 2. a fat, dumb, slugish person

Brett was a gombie.

by Obama Man man June 8, 2010

Gorgie

the Definition for The gorgie is a hypocritical, judgemental, emotional roller coaster, with a small tooth pick penis. the only way he survives is by pleasing the mental physical or sexual feelings and or needs.

You know jordan wilson? hes such a Gorgie

by christian981k March 2, 2015

Bomb the Gobies

New hip term for drug usage.

Dude I was bombing the gobies all night, good thing the cops didn't show...

What's Craig been up to?
Oh you know, bombing the gobies, same ol' same ol..

Wanna go bomb the gobies?
Yeah sure, haven't been sober since '94.

by kekmeister July 2, 2010

goobie doughnut

A looser or an idiot who’s annoying but doesn’t really piss you off.

"you are such a goobie doughnut, but i love ya"

by miss lucifer/roccondil November 2, 2003