gin tears

The soul crushing depression and guilt that grips you the morning after the night before. A hangover of such monumental proportions that although you want to cry, your poor dehydrated body can only produce one solitary oily gin-scented tear. see oily gin tears

He woke, with gummed-up eyelids and fiery mouth and a back that seemed to be broken. Two gin tears trickled down the sides of his nose.

by keenytn1 December 23, 2008

Gin Rag

To fix or put together using non-standard or improvised materials, specifically first aid and technology

we had to gin rag a fucking faux server

by Runragged-27 April 28, 2021

Gin Boarding

Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.

Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.

Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."

by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 29, 2011

Gin-gur

The mispronunciation of ginger because Rocky Lynch can't pronounce words correctly.

"Gin-gur lemonade." "that says ginger!"

by Ross Lynch Trash August 29, 2017

gin gina

The girl equivalent to a whisky dick. When a girl drinks to much and cannot get wet enough to fuck.

"Becky did you get lucky with that guy last night?" "No Stacy, I got gin gina and we couldn't find lube."

by general_buttsecs January 1, 2015

gin the system

to find ways of avoiding or breaking the rules of an organization, system etc, in order to achieve what you want
(similar to 'beat the system'

I gin the system by simply putting a period in the required form fields that I deem unimportant.

by spheregasser July 31, 2021

gin shopping

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.

"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"

by Chester P. January 8, 2013