hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.

Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.

by QuacksO May 7, 2018

funded engagement

n. A marital engagement under which the housing and living expenses of one fiance are covered by the other.

No matter how good your proposal is, she won't say 'yes' unless you agree to shack-up and make this a full-on funded engagement.

by Dkr. J February 23, 2018

funded fiancée

n. feminine (for sticklers), (masculine: funded fiancé): An engaged individual whose housing and living costs are completely covered by the opposite party in the engagement.

What does Joe's fiancée do for a living? She's a funded fiancée. I think she volunteers somewhere.

by Dkr. J February 23, 2018

aux funds

When you give your money to somebody's uncle and act like you don't got no money.

"Bro, can I get that money you owe me?"
"I'll have to get it out of my aux funds my dude."

by Vodka_Veins August 20, 2016

bro fund

The act of borrowing money from a "bro" when short on cash knowing it will be paid back in full.

Bro 1: drinks?
Bro 2: nah dog I'm more broke than the Maccys ice-cream machine!
Bro 1: Bro fund?
Bro 2: yeah sweet bro I'll get them in next time!

by TheAbominableVapeman December 27, 2016

Bro Fund Me

Cash collection process to get your buddy out of jail.

"The Police Department does not accept PayPal. I set up a Bro Fund Me account by driving to your place. How much cash can you donate to help get Sam out of jail. He's a friend in need.

by Matt8ken January 20, 2020

Lil’ Trust Fund

Name for an Upper class White boy, of the often skinny pale variety, who believes listening to enough trap and selling vapes to underclassmen will make them black.

“Yo tryna go smoke with the slimes later bruh?”
“Calm down Lil’ trust fund”

by Kekekekekkekekeke April 7, 2020