cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008

Felton

N. The act of making love to an armpit.

I can't believe it costs an extra $15 just to felton that girl.

by T. Francis Callahan March 4, 2007

tom felton

the SEXIEST, HOTTEST,MOST AMAZING GUY ON EARTH. oh yea and di i mention he plays the famous draco malfoy in the harry potter series?

oh and he sings to in the sexiest accent you have ever heard check him out on Feltbeats!

friend- wow we have to go see harry potter again so we can stare at tom feltons sexy face

me-mmm oh yeah hes sooo HOT im gonna marry him someday ;)

by harrypotter413 July 28, 2011

futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.

Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!

by uglysinglesclub December 24, 2008

Tom Felton stans

One of the best and amazing people I've ever met that helped me, including Tom, when I neeed help. Dont talk bad about the fandom cuz some kids are bad in it. :)

Tom Felton stans are beautiful.
Trans Tom stans are valid.

by Anonimno. October 19, 2021

Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.

After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

by Trish Laam January 12, 2008

Tom Felton

1. The nicest, kindness most handsome and purest person on Earth. Has the prettiest smile in world. Puts everyone before himself.
2. Person with a gorgeous accent that can make you faint.

1. From a scale of 1 to Tom Felton how kind are you?
2. Wow his British accent is so pretty he pulled a Tom Felton here

by TFlover October 22, 2020