by fuck.you.asshole March 27, 2008
by Logan McGrath October 02, 2007
A nation composed entirely of homosexuals and effeminate hermaphrodites, most of which make a living as prostitutes. As a result of this and their decadent habits, namely, protesting the fact that they have to earn their baguette dildos and shitty wine with hard labor by day, and smoking cigarettes in cafes and bitching about their easy lives all night, every war they have ever entered ended up, sooner or later, in them opening their assholes wide and letting the enemy rape them for hours on end. The only gear French soldiers carry into battle are white flags and lube, as surrendering and getting assraped is all they are good at.
"What are all these faggots doing here spreading their assholes and putting white flags in them?" "Oh, they came from France last week."
by The Antidote February 26, 2014
a country where white american girls are kidnapped by evil eastern europeans then turned into drugged prosetutes, until there dad comes and kill everyone associated with them.
by elementkid1007 March 05, 2009
1. western European country located between Germany and Spain
2. known for rich culinary and cultural traditions
3. the breeding ground for anorexic, chain-smoking, cheese-eating monkeys who are condescending and ignorant of personal hygiene
4. the place where Daft Punk originated
2. known for rich culinary and cultural traditions
3. the breeding ground for anorexic, chain-smoking, cheese-eating monkeys who are condescending and ignorant of personal hygiene
4. the place where Daft Punk originated
by Polkskeet August 09, 2010
A country which was bailed out by the US in WWI, WWII, and Vietnam. Yet only opposed the Iraq war because of all the money they lost in contracts between Saddam and Chirac. Oh, and claims to be a leader in saving the environment when they have more nuclear power plants than the US with less restrictions on environmental standards...
by Grooovy March 28, 2008
by Prellliom September 21, 2013