Flump

When a very fat person trips over and goes splat on the floor and can't get up

Me and my friend when to McDonald's she tripped over the chair leg and flumped on the floor

by Pickledonion June 26, 2021

flumping

The action of fixing your appearance by looksmaxing but no matter how hard you try you will not be up to your own standards

That guy is always flumping!

by willywinka38 December 1, 2023

Flump

Flat lump. A lump but inverted

Hey Brendan, you have a flump a little above the middle point of your eyes

by OKURNESSEABJ July 25, 2025

Flump

When you feel like the sound poop makes when it falls in a toilet (pronounced floomp)

I feel like such a flump

by Liv Life May 6, 2017

flump

adj. sad; depressed; unhappy in any way

n. someone who is very sad or depressed

adj. I'm feeling kind of flump. I think I will go kill myself.

n. Look at that poor flump. He should go kill himself.

by JacobLevan December 9, 2008

flump

uncool not nice mean

now what now that is just flump

by michael barret April 19, 2009

Cum flump

A fat gay cum slut that wears a stupid fucking hat.

"Oh man, we filled that fat fucking cum flump up last night"

"That Dave is such a cum flump, he leaks cum when he walks"

by HoseBoy April 15, 2023