Flex Offender

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.

"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"

by Registered_gamer June 09, 2019

twist-a-flexing

Someone who has exceeded their limit of methaphetamines and cannot control their limbs. Past the point of spun ducky woo woo.

She called us to come help her cause her boyfriend was twist-a-flexing.

by Jonezin July 01, 2013

fake flexing

When you flex something that isn’t yours

Ex: “Hey let me borrow your gucci belt to post on my story “
“Damn bro why you fake flexing”

by Shikaflaka October 30, 2017

brain flex

Promoting oneself or degrading another by means of intelligence. Usually over social media.

This liberal snowflake tried to brain flex on me.

by Findpeacewithginger February 25, 2017

Hamdan Flexing

Flexing your soccer skills to the point where its insanely funny.
"hey guys i just scored 69 GOALS IN THE BAG"
BYE GUYS TIME TO PLAY WITH ADULTS
IM GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSS
i just beat some ITALIAN SWEATS 4-1

i scored the only goal on my team. wait, im HAMDAN FLEXING

by Super Wizard September 22, 2019

Chronic Flex

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.

Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"

Example 2
"I'm vegan."

Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."

by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018

weird flex

When a nigga brags about something he shouldn't brag about.

"You seen Shaniqua's post on Twitter about cheating on her boyfriend with 10 other dudes? Weird flex but okay."

by zikinjola October 16, 2018