Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.

Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.

by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024

flannel potatoe

When you put too much ketchup on your fries and they become soggy

No that's too much ketchup

Now it's a flannel potatoe

by Milly fletcher December 14, 2016

FLANNEL JADEN

When one has experienced an overwhelming. amount of flannel garb to the point of it becoming dull, mediocre, 'mid', unflattering, dreadful, etc.. to the human eye

Flannel + Jaden

Flannel - Twilled wool with a loose texture and a slight napped surface in a checkered pattern (usually in black + red)
Jaded - Lacking interest or desire due to having experienced too much of something.

Billie mocked Trevor, for Billie had become a Flannel Jaden, apathetic and hateful towards Trevor's constant flannel fits, begging him to just wear something else for once.

by CheeseCAKEGIRL January 04, 2025

Imani Is a Flannel

Imani is a massive flannel with a trampy horse 😀

Imani is a flannel

by OogaBoogaHahaha June 07, 2022

Cod flannel

Gibberish in a 4 bar rap battle verse to indicate the poor execution of the opponents verse

You rock babble, Like "Cod flannel" ya got cancelled

by LostMySteak January 23, 2022

Flannel Thursday

The best day of the week to wear your favorite flannel shirt.

Hey bro, you gonna wear your blue flannel on Flannel Thursday this week?

by ElloMaytee December 13, 2018

earn the flannel

Contrary to popular belief this has nothing to do with Canada or lumberjacks. Should be used when you're trying to compliment or insult someone.

I don't know what 'earn the flannel' means, but Jeff said that to me and I have mixed feelings about it.

by underscorenorm February 21, 2014