Cock Ferret

Someone being a complete an utter cunt-a-saurus.

God, that bitch is a raging cock ferret!

by Jayme Chaos February 21, 2011

Biscuit Ferret

English term meaning 'individual who attends a social gathering merely to obtain food'.

When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.

by floodedbard July 23, 2013

Reverse Ferret

To suddenly go back on a decision. As used by Private Eye to describe when a government or media outlet suddenly changes its mind about something.

"In a reverse ferret, the Conservatives have announced they will take in Ukrainian refugees after all."

by rebotherer March 24, 2022

on it like a ferret up a yorkshire man's trousers

On to the problem. Busy, occupied with it.

Are you dealing with the packing?
Yes I'm on it like a ferret up a Yorkshire man's trousers.

by mctaylor September 23, 2013

chutney ferreting

See Rimjob for more Information

Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.

"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter

by theunsungheros May 6, 2006

Kettle Ferret

Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.

It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.

Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret

This is a Kettle Ferret!

by KmJ13 February 21, 2011

Liam Farrell

stupid. asshole. fuckboy. gay. mltherfucking. cunt. that. only. asks. for nudes. and head. and has abs. and big dicks. but still complete asshole. fucking fuckboys.

Liam Farrell

Liam; "Your ugly"
You; "Thanks"
Liam: "Nudes?"

by may062002 August 18, 2015