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Colon Fairy

Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.
"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"
by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006
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Fairy Tail

The most badass anime of all time. You can't deny it.
by Nashi2000 December 9, 2019
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Taste Fairy

An art director or client that makes numerous minor and/or pointless changes to a project, believing that what they're doing will make the project hundreds of times better.
Production guy #1: "Is that project done yet? It's got to go to press!"
Production guy #2: "Nope, the client is still being a taste fairy."
Production guy #1: "Cripes, it's just a newspaper ad. It's not like it'll win an award."
by Maniac in a Speedo May 3, 2011
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Wank fairy

A mysterious being who, after a guy has masturbated in bed and not bothered to wipe up after, arrives and cleans up the area.

Responsible for the disappearance of cum
"The tooth fairy takes teeth - the wank fairy takes jizz - simple as that"
by Benjalo November 16, 2009
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Title Fairy

A mythical being of undefined orgian, usualy found on Vbulliten based forums.
The Title Fairy is known to randomly change forum members user titles.
These changes can be humerous, postive, negative, or simply random. They can occur at anytime, and for any reason.
Hey, the Title Fairy changed my user title!
by Moppie February 21, 2008
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C4 Fairy

Someone who throws bricks of C4 onto unsuspecting soon-to-be victims from high altitude.
The required high altitude is often achieved by flying (using e.g. a jetpack).
Successful detonation leaves the victims in confusion and salty.
Commonly resides in the game Planetside 2.
Higby: "Bullsh*t! Where the f*ck came that C4 from?!"
Clegg: "Must have been a C4 Fairy."
by Purple Spandex Guy October 11, 2018
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Zipper Fairies

Definition of Zipper Fairies

1 a cheerful reference to a skanky group of sluts, or slutty group of skanks. promiscuous.

2 a : a promiscuous woman; especially : prostitute b : a saucy girl : minx : cougar : naughty : skank : skank

3 an amusing Fantasy Football team name on The League/FX

See also Sorostitutes
Douche 1: Bro look, a swarm.

Douche 2: Zipper Fairies bro. Zipper Fairies. *Fist Bump*
by CrashLarue October 26, 2011
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