F.S.O.D

Facial Strap On Dildo

I am going to use a F.S.O.D on my sexual partner tonight. A dildo, sexual toy that attaches to the head of an individual which is then used to penetrate another's sexual organs.

by Doctor of Love December 1, 2010

D.A.F.S.

Day After Fucking Soreness.

Man I got a bad case of the D.A.F.S.

I was rode so hard last night, she gave me the Dafs.

by LucasBoss April 12, 2013

Y.S.G.D.F.S.

You're So God Damn Freakin' Stupid.
doesn't have a pronounciation, as usually doesn't need to be sped. Most commonly refers to sped people.

danoz the sped girl: If i had two cheeses and i turned 18....highlighters?
lara: go home.... *YSGDFS*

by inbred. September 22, 2004

F.S.D. cover up

F.S.D.'s that call people F.S.D. for some bullshit reason to try and cover up the fact that they themselves are F.S.D.

Max - Do you like Chiodos?

Austin R. - F.S.D!!!!!!

Max - Wow. You have to be the biggest F.S.D. cover up of all time

by lynchmob1612 March 2, 2009

3 F’s

Fun, Food, or Fucking

Me: “What mood are you in?”
Them: “One of the 3 F’s”

by Inkandcaviar July 18, 2019

The F.S.S

The F.S.S., otherwise know as the 'Face-Sitting Summersault' is an ancient sexual technique. It involves the man and the woman facing each other in front of a bed, the mans back facing the bed. The woman puts her hands under his armpits, proceeding to suplex the man onto the bed, simultaneously doing a 360 flip. This should end up with the woman planting her ass directly onto the mans face. Devious activities can ensue after this technique.

"Johnny recently got the F.S.S. used on him, and was put in the hospital for a concussion.

by Bweanis April 19, 2022

L.A.F.S.

L.A.F.S. stands for Less Attractive Friend Syndrome and is a real condition that affects girls. A girl who suffers from L.A.F.S. is uglier than her female friends, but despite this continues to hang out with said friends. This is usually because these girls are popular and she is popular with them. Because girls at parties move in groups the girls who suffers from L.A.F.S. is often the girl that the wingman takes while his friend dances/hooks up with the hotter girl. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. are also often overlooked and end up becoming 'easy' sexual partners. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. also have low self-esteem which is why they whore themselves out.

Example 1:

John: Dude I tried to hook up with Susie last night but she left early so I fucked her friend Kate instead.

Tim: Kate suffers from L.A.F.S...

John: I'm just a squirrel tryin to get a nut...

Example 2:

Steve: Do you think I should ask Jill out?

Mike: Nah Bro, she suffers from L.A.F.S. I would def hit her friend Trina though.

Example 3 (in a club):

Paul: Dude, dance with L.A.F.S. while I dance with her friend.

Jim: Yo, you know I got your back.

Paul: That's why you're the Ace Wingman.

(Paul goes on to fuck hot chick, while girl with L.A.F.S. cries herself to sleep in her tiny apartment.)

by tfln-New Jersey's publicist. June 25, 2009