Elliot

Ummmmm now how to describe an Elliot hm... I suppose weird in a really good way. But make sure you never take off their glasses otherwise their face will be naked and we don't want that to happen.

They usually have really really curly hair! And they really like disney songs.
They secretly have a giant crush on an art supply. (WHICH I FULLY SHIP!!!)

Elliot's are just amazing! Amazing friends, amazing dancers *wink wink* and really good at biting people!

They get married sometimes and get good deals at orphanages to adopt children. Offers such as- Buy 1 get 1 free!

If you meet an Elliot make sure you tie them up on a leash otherwise you could accidentally lose them at the shops.

You are just a sick lad Murray! :)

Girl1: Damn that chick over there really bites back!
Girl2: That's an Elliot for you
Dog1: Oh no!!! My Elliot has run off what am i meant to do?!?!
Elliot1: I don't know why I love art so much...
Elliot2: I just think you just really like working with clay... ^^I mean cli-
Elliot1: Shut up...

by That_lil'_child~ September 19, 2017

Matt Elliott

The greek phrase meaning "I have had too much sex for one night". To turn down sex for the pure fact of he "doesn't want to get addicted".

I don't want sex because I hit my Matt Elliott for the night.

by Amberleigh Rushin January 31, 2014

Elliot

A petty and narcissistic person

Look at Elliot

She’s so petty and narcissistic

by Duct November 22, 2018

God damn it, Elliott

Everything that ever goes wrong links directly back to Elliott's actions. Blame him.

"God damn it, Elliott!"

by gdie May 31, 2015

Dirty Elliott

When you put your rock hard cock inside an old man’s mouth in front of your mates because you haven’t had any action for many years.

“Shit, I did a dirty elliott last night I was that desperate”

by MickMavs January 13, 2022

Dirty Elliott

When a man shaves his entire body except a landing strip from his chest to above his penis

I gave my self a Dirty elliott yesterday, my girl totally digs it.

by Ballchinian savior June 9, 2019

Elliot Minor

Band of 5 (fiiiit) Yorkshire lads, Greeaat music (Classical rock-pop) and they all have amazing personalities.
Lead singer & Guitar - Alex davies (oooft)
Second singer & Lead guitar - Ed Minton (Ooooofttt Ayeee.)
Keyboard - Ali Paul (Mmmm..)
Bass - Ed "Teddy" Hetherton (Yeshh)
Drums & backing vocals - Dan "Milky Bar Kid" Hetherton (Mmmmhhhmmm.)

Wow! Did you go to Elliot Minor's Manchester over 14s gig last night?! It was amazing!

I met Elliot Minor yesterday night! :O

Elliot Minor are my favourite band.

The Elliot Minor boys are Fit!!

by Lorneeee. August 3, 2008