hOMOrENouS eLeMENTAry..

this is an elementary school in the fraser canyon near spuzzum british columbia. It was where i went a child a have horrible memories because my extremely cenile step uncle steven raped all the janitors because he had a janitor fetish and he also shoved up all the broom stick handles up his rectum to release the duing beatles from his anus, anyway my great alaskan uncle drove me to chiliwAck after that and i read crabbe on the way home so all was well

bbRO STOP FUCKING MENTIONING hOMOrENouS eLeMENTAry.. i HACE BED MEMEORIES
No bro i love it.

by Mongolian Enthusiast February 14, 2025

Abbott Elementary

Robb Elementary School in the city of Uvalde -19 kids, 2 teachers killed in Texas elementary school shooting.
the Governor at the time was Greg Abbott.

The massacre at Abbott Elementary was horrible I hope the government does something about it.

by Charles Tez Hustel May 26, 2022

Herkimer Elementary

Herkimer elementary is a school full of germs little kids who can’t stop getting people sick. The teachers are assholes and the staff can’t do anything. Bullying? Oh no can’t do anything about it. Funny didn’t finish his lunch? EXPELLED. The staff sucks and you get sick every day

You go to herkimer elementary? Man your an asshole!

by Katie c*cksucker July 1, 2020

Devon Elementary School

Devon is a place where if you are a white kid you are now a minority due to the Devon apartments. The place is more crowded than a wave pool at Dorney Park.

Friend:1 Got any curry
Friend:2 Nah but the people at the Devon Elementary School do

by Joe mama 123123 November 21, 2019

Saint Mathias Elementary School

Shit hole school with a perverted tech teacher that is falling apart.

Damn that sucks you went to Saint Mathias Elementary School

by Snacklebox February 14, 2023

Newcastle Elementary

Ah yes the place for the most holy place on earth no drugs,no bad words and nice people beside those 7th graders…. eek

At Newcastle elementary The old 5th grade teacher now teaches PE and most kids leave by their 5th year

by jollydreams December 11, 2021

Ring Factory Elementary

The Most decent school anyone could imagine. A gateway for the monstrosity that is Patterson Mill School where the most white people gang activities happen

*Insert Music*
RING FACTORY ELEMNTARY

THE BEST SCHOOL IN THE LAND

Man: Oh God
Man2: what's wrong Harold
Man: Those stupid kids at Ring Factory Elementary are singing their anthem again
Man2: Great next their gonna run out the doors and burn down my house

Man: Shit

by Duck= Cheeseburger December 29, 2023