backseat driving

A person who sits in the backseat of someone's car and gives them directions where they should go though the driver already knows where to go and the person in the backseat opinions on where they should go doesn't matter.

Hey man let's go to Mcdonald's no wait let's go to Taco Bell...then my house

Shut up man stop backseat driving me I already know where I am going to go.

by Rustybeartrap May 23, 2011

muff-diving

Eating out a pussy

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015

driving finger

Your middle finger. Usually refers to the one on the left hand so it can be displayed out the driver's side window to comment on another driver's behavior.

Your driving finger is the longest finger.

by andrew macnamee November 29, 2007

clam diving

The art of cunnilingus

I can't wait to get home after work, I intend to go clam diving with my wife.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

freestyle driving

Art of operating your vehicle that requires mental dexterity, thinking outside the box and an indifference toward the law.

Includes, but is not limited to:
*right-to-go-left U-turns (instead of waiting to go left at a long light)
*driving through parking lots
*rolling stop signs
*using the shoulder and service alleys as additional lanes

For showing off, personal entertainment and especially getting to work on time.

-"How'd you get here so fast? Traffic's backed up for a mile on Texas St."
-"Why, freestyle driving, of course. We cut off on Anderson, turned onto Village on two wheels, rolled the stop sign onto Hollemon, took the alleys behind the Marble Slab and Hastings and came through the Target parking lot. I know an even faster way to get back."

by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden July 6, 2007

Youtube Diving

A term that refers to the process of getting on Youtube and finding yourself falling into an endless circle of video watchin. The process is caused by seeing an interesting video title on the side under the "More From" tab. Resulting in an rediculous amount of time spent on Youtube watching pointless vidoes, when you could be doing something useful with your time.

Man 1- "So last night I went to watch a WKUK video and ended up watching everyone of their videos, and then some, I spent 4 hours straight on Youtube."

Man 2- "Wow, that sounds like an intense night of Youtube Diving."

by XxUrbanGodxX February 26, 2010

Butt Diving

To search a packed ash tray for cigarettes that have not been smoked down to the filter.

Steve is out on the porch butt diving because nobody will give him a cigarette.

by Ekim Semaj March 30, 2011