Offshore Drilling

The act of going to a different country (offshore) and partaking in sexual liaisons with the locals (drilling)

OR

Partaking in sexual liaisons in the ocean or any natural body of water

Man 1: I don't get what the big deal about offshore drilling is.

Man 2: What do you mean?! Haven't you seen the effects of the oil spill?

Man 1: I think we are talking about two different things. I'm talking about going to Brazil and getting me some women. The effects of that oil spill could be much worse than the BP oil spill

by IBM-HAL November 25, 2010

dribbling

1. What the elderly do when they reach a level of senility otherwise defined as "unable to control all physical function".

2. What basketball players do when moving to avoid a travelling violation; akin to "bouncing".

3. What sloppy girls do after finishing fellatio.

1. That old guy is dribbling applesauce everywhere, and appears to think that I'm his grand-nephew.

2. Shaq is dribbling the ball all over the court.

3. That hooker is dribbling cum all over the motel room.

by Al October 27, 2003

Dribbling Raver

The people who you may see at large Raves or parties, who have ingested such a copius amount of Stimulants and Depressants, that the resultant Jaw tightness (or lack of) causes them to actually expel there saliva through thier Oral cavity, causing a most unnatractive dribbling effect. Sometimes, a person may dribble so much that they end up with a large sticky wet patch on thier Apparel. People like this are best avoided for 2 reasons. The first being that they may feel a large urge to hug you, but will actually end up depositing thier salivitory fluids all over your new egyptian cotton Shirt, the second being that they have a tendency to swing thier heads around and sling said fluid all over your (you guessed it) new egyptian cotton shirt. Whichever way you look at it, a trip to the dry cleaners is neccesary.

The other day, i went to this old abandoned warehouse for a rave. WHilst i was there, i consumed 3 grams of MDMA, a gram of pure amphetamine sulpahte, 500 mg of Ketamine and sniffed a 400 mg line of Colubian Cocaine. Ive never dribbled so hard in my life. My Egyptian cotton shirt was ruined, and i had to take it to the dry cleaners. Saying that, im not even sure if i did take it to the dry cleaners. That Acid really did a number on me. Shortly after this, my Heart exploded from the sheer stress of having so many drugs in my system, but man. Did i have a good night. I am now a fully qualified Dribbling Raver. MC Hammers got nothing on me!

by MacDaddy... December 1, 2010

crap dangling

Canadian sport consisting of a large breasted woman, a sailor, atleast one jewish person, a barrel, and a wad of crap.

Jon: Hey Pete are you going to Janet's party?
Pete: Nah, there's a big crap dangling tournement today...hey are you jewish?
Jon: Yeah
Pete: You want to come?

by Tanch May 6, 2005

Dinging

a word used to describe somone who is exceptionaly ugly.

Male: "dude that girl you just got with is so dinging!

by justinian duncan May 1, 2010

Dangling

free dangling of male genitals without underwear otherwise called freeballing

freeballers can be called 'Danglers'

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Drilling helicopter

When a partner lays down while another sit down on the penis or a artificial penis and starts spinning like a helicopter while yelling Alakbar

WARNING MAY CAUSE PINK SOCK

WORKS FOR STRAIGHT, GAY, OR LESBIAN.

SON: CANT WAIT TO DO THE DRILLING HELICOPTER WITH MY DAD
MOM: THAT SHIT LIKE 3 FEET

by YouGotKilledx7x November 21, 2018