Child of Divorce

1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout

John: I heard Carter and Jane broke up. That sucks
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.

by mjs831 December 7, 2014

Hollywood Divorce

Hollywood Divorce occurs when an urban trend becomes accepted and popular in mainstream usage. As a result, the trend is no longer acceptable in urban communities.

"Swagger got Hollywood Divorced when Old Spice named a body spray after it."

The term "bling" or "bling-bling" used first by Cash Money Millionaires in the 90s' got Hollywood Divorced in 2003 after entry into the Oxford English Dictionary.

by LVeezy40 February 25, 2009

NTA divorce

A comedic reply to AITA reddit posts, or any post asking for advice, commonly used especially when the original post has nothing to do with it.

“My (F27) brother (M29) stepped on my daughter’s (F7) hamster and killed him. Should I buy a new one and pretend nothing happened or tell her?”
“NTA divorce”

by messpeon December 9, 2022

prison divorce

Prison divorce is a divorce that occurs while one of the married people is in prison.

Prison divorce-Girl, how's your husband? You know we're divorced! The minute he starting doing his time, I filed!

by Cinnamon Street July 17, 2018

DC Divorce

It's when you live in Washington, DC have been with someone for equal to or more then 3 years, both are in politics, and break up, still have to work with each other, and everyone else acts like it's a big deal except the couple.

We got a DC divorce and she moved out a month later

by dcbadass September 2, 2014

Arbys Divorce

When someone says a similar joke to yours but louder

Person1: did you hear johns joke about the flamingo?

Person2: yeah that was my joke.

Person1: oh… you’ve been arbys divorced.

by Arbyshimself August 3, 2023

penis divorce

When two docking penises undock.

We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.

by fuckazoid jones May 1, 2019