Dude, the only way to give a best-man's speech is in a mankini and top hat after you've been white diving!
by The swaigman of pure swickness June 22, 2014
Get the white divingmug. A college student who lives off campus spending the night in the dorms in order to hook up with a younger fellow college student.
by Saucymcgeee April 26, 2021
Get the Dorm Divingmug. by James And Stuey June 14, 2008
Get the snatch divingmug. A dank, dirty neighborhood cafe that serves cheap beverages and foodstuffs. Many of the clientele are regulars. Like a dive bar, but (probably) without the booze.
Can you believe I saw my Congressman at the dive cafe in my neighborhood? He probably goes there because it's the only place people don't recognize him.
by linguishionista October 20, 2008
Get the dive cafemug. Guy 1: "Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
Guy 2: "Man, I'm diving some mamas. I'm going mama-diving"
Guy 2: "Man, I'm diving some mamas. I'm going mama-diving"
by julab January 8, 2012
Get the Mama-divingmug. 1) When you decide to go a a venue or social gathering of questionable merit, such as a party or bar, with the purpose/intention of making sexual advances on women (or men) on the bottom half of the aesthetics scale (IE:Rotund/Ugly/
Chubby/Unkempt/Annoying/Lazy Eyed people).
2) Going out with the intention of bringing someone home you would never introduce to you parents under any circumstances. This can also include, in addition to the criteria listed in (1), morally questionable individuals including but not limited to: sluts, whores, hard drug users, christians, vegans, scientologists, creationists, Mtn Dew Drinkers, people who self diagnose them selfs with attention deficit disorder (Like, OMG I am so ADD), people who wear UGG boots with skirts when its 70 degrees out (Fahrenheit, Celsius you would die), people who wear UGG boots period, bi-curious people and people who Majored in Business.
Chubby/Unkempt/Annoying/Lazy Eyed people).
2) Going out with the intention of bringing someone home you would never introduce to you parents under any circumstances. This can also include, in addition to the criteria listed in (1), morally questionable individuals including but not limited to: sluts, whores, hard drug users, christians, vegans, scientologists, creationists, Mtn Dew Drinkers, people who self diagnose them selfs with attention deficit disorder (Like, OMG I am so ADD), people who wear UGG boots with skirts when its 70 degrees out (Fahrenheit, Celsius you would die), people who wear UGG boots period, bi-curious people and people who Majored in Business.
Andrew: Yo man what you doing this weekend?
Chris: Hey we should go to "Player's" and go dumpster diving!
Andrew" $100 if you go home with a 200 ponder.
Chris: *Thinks*
Chris: Fuck yes
Stu: I went dumpster diving last night and woke up with a hippo.
Andrew: You slept with your mom?
Stu: Fuck you
Chris: Hey we should go to "Player's" and go dumpster diving!
Andrew" $100 if you go home with a 200 ponder.
Chris: *Thinks*
Chris: Fuck yes
Stu: I went dumpster diving last night and woke up with a hippo.
Andrew: You slept with your mom?
Stu: Fuck you
by Doodie Brown April 1, 2009
Get the Dumpster Divingmug. dave: i totally got some last night man
ryan: yeah dude?
dave: yeah i went cave diving, fuckin mess!
ryan: yeah dude?
dave: yeah i went cave diving, fuckin mess!
by lordboshington December 21, 2009
Get the Cave Divingmug.