discharge

When you sit on the floor at a standing desk.

I discharge when playing Minecraft.

by Suit_Creeper June 28, 2022

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Blandular Discharge

An idiomatic phrase for the time boredom utterly destroys you.

"I spent two hours at the lecture and after just the first fifteen minutes I was in the midst of a full on Blandular Discharge."

by versionthirteen March 19, 2019

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female discharge

The monthly process where some women members of the military are let go because they are suffering from PMSD.

Lt. Col. Sarah MacKenzie suffered severe PMSD last month which resulted in female discharge.

by MarionWebster January 10, 2018

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Discharge December

The month we get to celebrate the consumption of female (or male) discharge.

I cannot wait for discharge nachos this discharge December!

by yertmama October 1, 2023

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Dishonorable Discharge

dɪsˈɑnɚrəbəl dɪsˈtʃɑrdʒ

The ejaculate of a man with an STD

"I gave her my Dishonorable Discharge"

-Glen Quagmire

"My Dishonorable Discharge burns"

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019

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Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.

Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".

by QuacksO February 1, 2024

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