Dishonorable Discharge

dɪsˈɑnɚrəbəl dɪsˈtʃɑrdʒ

The ejaculate of a man with an STD
"I gave her my Dishonorable Discharge"

-Glen Quagmire

"My Dishonorable Discharge burns"
by LarsVonCunt March 10, 2019
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discharge boogers

Discharge Boogers can often be found in your underwear after you have masturbated. It can also be found on baby's right after they are born.
my baby had a lot of discharge boogers on it when it came out
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gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
by QuacksO February 02, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Verbal discharge

Act of verbally release anger.
My job is to take verbal discharges from my boss.
by JTheCoop November 23, 2018
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The move used to counter a Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre. The act involves getting inebriated and then sitting on the toilet, releasing liquid excrement from the anus while vomiting into the sink.
Bro 1: ‘I feel very I’ll’
Bro 2: ‘ he’s definitely gonna do a Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge’
Bro 3: ‘wow the rats are going to wish they didn’t live in our sewer!’
by JimmyTomlinson2 December 08, 2024
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Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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