Dirty Sanchez 

To wipe a booger on your friend or teammate, to wit, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the 2011 AFC Championship.

I've picked a good one, now I need a target for a Dirty Sanchez.

Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.

Dirty Sanchez by Andrew Scriber January 24, 2011

Dirty Sanchez 

Where feces is purposely smeared onto a persons upper lip, to resemble a thick mustache. Similar to mustaches worn by some Mexican men, hence the name Sanchez.

This has nothing to do with sex. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional as a sex act. Brian Bouldrey in Dirty Words: A Literary Encyclopedia of Sex says the act is an urban legend as it pertains to sex.

Rob thought it would be funny to give Lynn a Dirty Sanchez.

Dirty Sanchez by nightshift001 August 13, 2014

Dirty Sanchez 

An amazing event! You screw your girlfriend from behind and then suddenly put your finger in her ass. Pull it back and give her a line of shit under her nose. Now she'll look like a Dirty Sanchez.

Shant's mom looks like her husbad gave her a dirty sanchez

Dirty Sanchez by Bantumie July 25, 2010

Dirty Sanchez Martini 

Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.

Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.

Dirty Sanchez Martini by Olive Maker November 10, 2008

Dirty Sanchez 

The New York Jets slippery Mexican quarterback who can't seem to be tackled by many defenders. Likes to sneak around on the football field, wiping his hand in his butt and giving people dirty sanchez's. Also known as Poop smeared on ones face in the form of a a moustache.

Look at Dirty Sanchez scoring touchdowns then giving other opposing players dirty sanchez's!

Dirty Sanchez by undead15 January 5, 2011

Dirty Sanchez 

Where a man has anal sex with a woman, then wipes his shitty penis under her nose, making her look like she's got a Zapata moustache. Hence the Mexican-sounding name.

'Hey, that crazy chick I boned up the ass last night wanted me to give her a Dirty Sanchez!'

Dirty Sanchez by discreet-uk January 4, 2013

Dirty Sanchez 

When a person named Sanchez wipea a booger on a team mate!

Dude 1- Hey did you watch the AFC championship game last night ?

Dude 2 - Yeah , why?

Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?

Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol

Dirty Sanchez by troubledemon February 18, 2011