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detroit wad

a large number of bills (usually secured with a rubber band) that consists of mainly one dollar bills
He pulled out this load of cash but it turned out to be just a Detroit wad.
by Oscaro August 27, 2007
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Detroitist

A person whose love for Detroit rises to the level of an idealogical worldview, usually in stark contrast to objective reality.

Detroitist is adapted from the Andrew Sullivan-coined term Chrisitianist - a Christian whose faith become their political idealogy. Christianist was derived from the term Islamist used to describe terrorists who attempt to defend their actions with Islamic scripture.
Joe is a Detroitist because, despite an indicted Mayor, a bankrupt school system, and double digit unemployment, he believes Detroit is a healthy, functional city. He cites the 100 downtown bars and restaurants as proof of the city's success.
by Woodwards Friend June 23, 2008
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Detroit Lions

Chicago Cubs of the NFL. A Team that good have Jesus as quarterback and still will lose miserably. Used to have the greatest football player of all time, but still couldn't even get to the NFC championship
Jesus back to pass... Throws it... But it's dropped by Roy Williams. Man the Detroit Lions suck
by Killer Kobe November 17, 2006
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Detroit Lions

The Detroit Lions went 0-16 in the 2008 football season.
by Gregggggggggggggggggggggg January 1, 2009
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Detroit

Detroit is also known has: Hell Headquarters. Detroit is often called ghetto and shot up, but is actually gutter and run down. I live there so I've earned the right to call it shit-central but I live there so I earned the right to cap on it. This city is resident evil apocalypse waiting to happen... well just the bomb part.
This is also the place where the final battle between good and evil will take place.
Detroit-er: I'll shoot you all
L.A-er: Yeah, Well, I'll take a contract out on you.
Brooklyn-er: You fuckers are worse then Jersey.
Chigago-er: ... Want to Buy A Hot Dog?
by Brent S August 29, 2006
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Detroit

Lions, Tigers, and Pistons; OH MY!
The national sports teams in Detroit kick ass. Detroit Tigers rule!
by Turd Burgaler July 10, 2005
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Detroit Ham

"Say, Tyrone, slice me a piece of that Detroit ham!"
by DiarrheaGuzzler August 29, 2012
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