desperate hoe

It means a person who is always trying to get with somebody

She is such a desperate hoe, always trying to get with somebody

by Urbanmeans July 23, 2014

Desperate Cheeto

Another name for Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is a desperate cheeto.

by Porkchop1016 October 6, 2019

desperate dan

Proper Noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!
also see: deperado and double d.

-ringring-
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.

by rjhawkins August 23, 2006

Desperate Shit

Everyone,
It's a contagious disease

Mostly Teenagers because all they think about is

Sex, Dating, Fake love, and showing their partner to other friends to show off.

Look around, watch desperate shits "socialize"

by rickrokks March 4, 2011

desperate housewives

A show on TV that follows the misadventures of mostly uninteresting characters.

The redhead is the ugliest woman in the group....and yet she is by far the most desirable sexually! I don't get it.

by KidNotorius May 13, 2005

desperate hag

A woman who spends the majority of their day stalking and spreading untrue rumors about another person that's had nothing, and wants nothing, to do with them for an extended length of time. Exampl

That broad who's running that hate page on Instagram is a total Desperate Hag.

by Team Harris April 18, 2015

Desperation Joggers

(Noun) Joggers that you buy the night before traveling, although they were entirely too expensive and you probably will never wear them again.

Sharon, in a moment of lapsed judgement, purchased navy blue desperation joggers for her flight to Hawaii.

by Amersons March 5, 2019