by Porkchop1016 October 6, 2019
Get the Desperate Cheetomug. A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.
Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.
by luckydespot June 23, 2009
Get the Desperation Saladmug. Proper Noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!
also see: deperado and double d.
also see: deperado and double d.
-ringring-
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.
by rjhawkins August 23, 2006
Get the desperate danmug. Everyone,
It's a contagious disease
Mostly Teenagers because all they think about is
Sex, Dating, Fake love, and showing their partner to other friends to show off.
It's a contagious disease
Mostly Teenagers because all they think about is
Sex, Dating, Fake love, and showing their partner to other friends to show off.
by rickrokks March 4, 2011
Get the Desperate Shitmug. The redhead is the ugliest woman in the group....and yet she is by far the most desirable sexually! I don't get it.
by KidNotorius May 13, 2005
Get the desperate housewivesmug. A woman who spends the majority of their day stalking and spreading untrue rumors about another person that's had nothing, and wants nothing, to do with them for an extended length of time. Exampl
by Team Harris April 18, 2015
Get the desperate hagmug. Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.
by dr1nk January 24, 2012
Get the Desperation Drunkmug.