Quite possibly the greatest snack food of all time. You may start with a whole bag, but after a movie or just browsing the internet, you may find the bag nearly empty.
Guy: Hey what'cha got there?
Girl: Oh, just some Cool Ranch Doritos
Guy: Holy shit, those things are amazing, give me some!
Girl: No way, get your own!
Girl: Oh, just some Cool Ranch Doritos
Guy: Holy shit, those things are amazing, give me some!
Girl: No way, get your own!
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The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.
by VolcanicEruption July 29, 2012
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Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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