Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.
by megabucks January 12, 2014

A Danish Fade ("Dansker Fade" in Danish) is where you have a side cut, and then it fades out. If you want to see an example, go look up "Fashion Terkel" hes the best example you can get
by DinOldemor7 November 9, 2021

When hydraulic oil leaks in the hub of a wind turbine, you add a bag of shop towels and a jug of simple green. You then close the hatches and run the turbine. The rags tumble in the hub and clean up all the spilled hydraulic oil.
by Ordam November 17, 2016

after recieving some gorgeous head shoot it in her face and pop her in the nose. looks just like a cherry danish!
by Blake Sprunk June 9, 2003

when he nuts in your mouth so you act like you swallowed, then go in for a kiss and give him the nut back
“bro my gf gave me the best blowjob of my life and she gave me a danish kiss and walked out!!”
“damn you swallowed cum?? boy you gay af”
“damn you swallowed cum?? boy you gay af”
by fuck denmark June 1, 2019

(noun) The action of placing ones lips around another persons anus, sucking in their fart, and expelling said fart out of ones nostrils.
Aww bro... I got a mad fart brewin'... Get down here so you can take this Danish Dream like a champ!
by ScottyMate February 1, 2017

When a man urinates into his partner's gaping asshole.
by Whale Whisperer June 29, 2017
