Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!

by Slushy McFly September 03, 2012

Dangling Oyster

Noun. A low hanging clitoris visible when one is standing naked.

I knew Nicole was a slut when I was able to flick her dangling oyster from across the room.

by K33n August 09, 2014

chain dangle

Have your man on top while the chain smacks your face

Let’s go let the chain dangle in my face

by Toastyshark February 15, 2020

majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.

Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom

by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018

Dangling Feelers

When a pair of balls that are dangled above the face of someone else so that they may feel the danglers, physically & emotionally.

Dangling Feelers can become addictive over time. Increased exposure can make you a Dangling Feeler fiend.

"Rob's dangling feelers went up my nostrils last night!"
"I sure do love me some dangling feelers!"
"Man, when I gave Sam those dangling feelers, she felt my danglers!"

by TAJIZZLE March 16, 2021

portland dangle

The act of a man stirring another person's drink with his penis. Originating from Portland.

Rick asked me to make him a mixed drink, so I poured coke and whiskey into the cup and gave it the ole' Portland dangle.

by Danglemonster February 19, 2016

mad dangle

(adj.)having such tremendous stickhandling ability in streethockey (also known as stickball, dekhockey, ballhockey).

(v.) to make a amazing move during a streethockey game, to make someone look stupid by "dangling"

People who mad dangle
Alxeander Ovechkin
Claude Giroux
me

by Bill Cos' aka ds May 19, 2009