majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.

Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom

by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018

Dangled Carat

when someone is led on to think they are getting engaged, a faux engagement

No one deserves to have a dangled carat. He acted like he was going to pop the question but instead he dangled carat. Nothing is worse than a dangled carat

by Feeling Beachie November 8, 2014

portland dangle

The act of a man stirring another person's drink with his penis. Originating from Portland.

Rick asked me to make him a mixed drink, so I poured coke and whiskey into the cup and gave it the ole' Portland dangle.

by Danglemonster September 7, 2016

Dangling Oyster

Noun. A low hanging clitoris visible when one is standing naked.

I knew Nicole was a slut when I was able to flick her dangling oyster from across the room.

by K33n August 8, 2014

chain dangle

Have your man on top while the chain smacks your face

Let’s go let the chain dangle in my face

by Toastyshark February 15, 2020

Dangling Feelers

When a pair of balls that are dangled above the face of someone else so that they may feel the danglers, physically & emotionally.

Dangling Feelers can become addictive over time. Increased exposure can make you a Dangling Feeler fiend.

"Rob's dangling feelers went up my nostrils last night!"
"I sure do love me some dangling feelers!"
"Man, when I gave Sam those dangling feelers, she felt my danglers!"

by TAJIZZLE March 15, 2021

Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!

by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012