Dane Cook

Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!
Dane Cook: I wanna name my kid megatron
Me: that's fucking hilarious
by BonBonsy July 15, 2009
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Dirty Danee

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.
Had sex with a dirty danee last night it was awful
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dane cook

A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.
I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.
by chinaman February 15, 2007
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Dane Cook

(Verb) To steal someone elses original material, specifically a joke.
"Thats a funny joke, but you totally Dane Cooked it from Victoria."
"Yeah Dane Cook does do that."
by Angebones June 07, 2009
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Dane cook

He is a comedian, who mainly walks back and forth on stage, jumps around, screams and talks about how much he wants to be a rocker.

Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.
Dane cook: *yyeaarrruuuhhh!!!* *starts jumping and screaming at the part of the "joke" which is supposed to be funny*
by boredloserwithnogodamnlife February 06, 2011
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dane cook

Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook
"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."
by yomama16 May 25, 2009
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