Zinari is the type of person to constantly send you sonic tiktoks because he is a furry. He's that kid that hasn't gotten over their sonic phase. Most Zinaris in the wild possess superpowers such as: enhanced dish cleaning, an eagle eye for rare golf balls and absolutely no rizz! He can't even pull roblox shawdies. Most Zinaris don't own pets, but will occasionally have a skin flap buddy. Best of all, Zinari is a great friend but only once he unleashes his dark side is your friendship truely solidified.
by cowabunga666 August 16, 2022
dane is a big babyyyy. he looks somewhat scary at first but when you get to know him he is actually the sweetest boy everrr. dane will make you feel like the most special girl on earth because he is so caring, thoughtful and loyal. every time you hang out with a dane you will be looking forward to the next hang out because he seriously speeds up time. he always smells soooo good and gives the best hugs. if you’re having a bad day, a convo with a dane will be sure to cheer you up. whether it’s his amazing singing voice or his supa cute laugh, you will never run out of things to admire about him. however dane is the most brainrotted guy you will ever meet. be prepared to deal with middle schooler humor. he thinks he’s a sigma and rizzler but not really. in the end, if you are dating a dane, consider yourself the luckiest girl in the world ;)
by cowabunga666 June 01, 2024