Daft

Someone who is always wrong. Usually named Matthew. Opposite of a James.

Matthew is incredibly daft.

by Daftmatty October 29, 2020

daft ragi

A person who's intellect isn't of the higher calibre, dim

Stefan Gerrard Piskadlo is a daft ragi

by Stefan Gerrard Piskadlo December 7, 2012

Daft

Silly, crazy

Bronwyn;"Whos the prime minister"
Millard;" Winston Churchill have you gone daft"

by OliveAmbroholos November 13, 2016

Daft Punk Whopper

Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, I rule, this day,
Lettuce mayo pickle
ketchup, is ok if I don't
want it, Impossible or
bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, this this day

Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, I rule, this day,
Lettuce mayo pickle
ketchup, is ok if I don't
want it, Impossible or
bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, this this day.

--Daft Punk Whopper Song

by dog lover god April 11, 2023

Dafting

A word used to describe some daft shit

Mate thats just dafting init

by TheBigSammyG September 3, 2020

Daft

A dumb ass fat thing

Do you see that daft over there ? He’s coming closer

by Mzzannthhhh November 18, 2019

Daft

Dumb as fucking Thanos, a Marvel villain that stupidly cut the universal population in half despite the reality that populations double every generation anyway.

Blizzard is daft with their changes.

by duhobviously April 14, 2019