Yung Spinach Cumshot

The yungest rapper who makes the best songs about sex and hoes.

Yung Spinach Cumshot: this is my best song
Bob: play it
Yung Spinach Cumshot: kk
Yung Spinach Cumshot: I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023

Water-bottle Cumshot

When a marginal amount of water comes out of a water-bottle while being drunk by a person. The water then spills onto the person's face in a cumshot type manner and usually soaks the top portion of their shirt and lower bits of their hair if they are a girl or guy with long hair.

"DUDE!!! You just got a water-bottle cumshot!!!" *as water drips down their chin*

by watershot_girl March 31, 2009

Glasses cumshot supreme

The act of busting a fat load of cum on a woman’s glasses.

Last night I gave that girl a Glasses cumshot supreme

by Daddy Shred March 17, 2019

Yung Spinach Cumshot

A horrible rap artist that sings about blenders, bartenders, and sex offenders. 'Nuff sed.
Some lyric examples:

"I am a registered sex offender, i stuck my dick into a blender, your mom is a transgender."
"I fucked the bartender"
"I get pussy served on a plate"
"stuck my dick into a donut"
-yung spinach cumshot

by Gogo seeweed May 16, 2022

BrookeB Cumshot

The act of performing a blumpkin on yourself (jerking off while shitting)

“Hey I heard Tommy gave himself a BrookeB cumshot over the weekend”
“What’s that’s fucking sick”

by Big_stevie440 February 21, 2025

Skibidi Cumshot

A cumshot made by a male (sometimes female) skibidi toilet

I am going to give you a skibidi cumshot

by The_real_skibidi_cumshot_giver May 30, 2024

reverse cumshot

A reverse cumshot has been properly executed, when a man has reached his climax in a womens mouth. After this the women needs to keep the load in her mouth until the man tells an incredibly good joke, so the women starts laughing and thus for the semen comes out of her nose. She shall aim for the man, otherwise the technique is not properly executed.
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!

Bob: Man, I wanted to try out a reverse cumshot with my gf.
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(

by SekkiGamer October 24, 2022