cumpetition

any kind of competition involving cum; usually involves a measure of speed, distance, or volume of cum

dude 1: hey you cumming to the cumpetition on saturday?
dude 2: hell ya, i've been waiting to cum all week!

by billy boi bud December 5, 2010

Cumpacity

The amount of cum a given person can hold in their mouth (or any given orifice) at one time.

Her mouth has a very good cumpacity. I blew two loads in there!

by Ninja Amber August 28, 2011

Cumpilation

A compilation of video clips from adult films in which each shot consists of a male ejaculating on a woman's (several woman's) face(s).

That Cumpilation was great, it had five of my favorite porn stars in it!

by CumMaster11 February 25, 2009

cummy farting cunt

A cummy farting cunt is when a guy pumps a shiela's ass full of baby batter, then she blows it out of her big fat ass hole. Nice sound effect. Also a derogatory term for a new/used car sales manager within an auto dealership by staff.

Gary goes...'did you burn that old bat on her trade?' Dave goes...'I didn't burn her... that cummy farting cunt cooked her!'

by QPump August 6, 2011

clumpy bum

When fat girls wear skinny jeans, leggings or any tight pair of trousers for to long and it makes their ass roll like Swiss cheese. The girls that usually have clumpy bum are usually very morbidly obese and wear seventeen layers of makeup. They look like a canvass that wears a crop top and has rolls or their ass

“Dayum girl loose some weight you got that clumpy bum”

by BlackIlI October 16, 2019

A Cumby's Run

Long has man desired a temporary escape to a place where all is well and the troubles of the world seem to fade away. I am hear to tell you such place exists. This place is known as Cumberland Farms.

A "cumby's run" is the journey one takes to reach this area of divine sactity. It could be through the woods, via the road, or through your own mind.

The proccess usually takes place when the sun has retreated. There are a set of rules to justify this:

1) A Cumby's Run must take place only after 10:00PM
2) A Cumby's Run must be done with one or more person
3) There are no more rules.

"d00d, i feel like absolute shit right now...what should i do?"
"dude, let's just go on a cumby's run and clear your head a little bit, ya know?"
"what kind of stuff do they have at cumby's?"
"that have 1337 whoopie pies and like breakfast sandwhiches and like alot of poonaney avaliable for everyone!!!"

"yo d00d, you wanna go for a cumby's run now?"
"oh, yeah yeah definitely."

by Roofus the Stunt Bum March 9, 2008

cumpidgeon

An individual, often female, who retreats before an onslaught of ejaculate much as a flock of pidgeons will scatter when you run at them.

The Iron Cocksman unleashed his mighty load in a torrential outpouring of magmatic semen, only to have the dirty cumpidgeon avert her face.

by Craig Horny July 16, 2008