A baseball team best known for losing and playing in the world's largest gay bar. A franchise with the third biggest market and an inflated payroll, the teams has failed since 1908. Their fans prefer to blame a goat, a cat, and a Bartman for the team's failure rather than simply admitting one hundred years of disgrace. Every team has a bad century right?
Bro 1: Bro, you wanna watch the Chicago Cubs try to play baseball today?
Bro 2: Naw bro, my butt never healed from the last time I went to Wrigley!
Bro 1: Good point! Besides, winning in October is overrated anyways.
Bro 2: Naw bro, my butt never healed from the last time I went to Wrigley!
Bro 1: Good point! Besides, winning in October is overrated anyways.
by happyg123456 May 11, 2009
Person #1: "Look at that girl over there. You can tell she's gonna be a hot momma."
Person #2: "Yeah, she's a definite cougar cub!"
Person #2: "Yeah, she's a definite cougar cub!"
by Ctodamuthafuckin'ODY May 21, 2010
A lovely young female who may or may not be a cougar herself. Men...or boys of all ages want her and she will continue to suss out what potential is out there until she finds someone worthy enough of her cougar-like antics.
by t_twloha September 16, 2009
The Chicago Cubs are the single most loser organization in the history of sports. I talk not only about the numbers but the quality of talent and fan base. The tradition is losing. For a country that is largely made up of losers and those who have never won anything in life it is easy to see why there is so many Cubs fans. It is sad that people, grown ups teach their children it is acceptable to root for a team that time and time again embarrass' it's city. The Chicago Cubs play at the worst field left in the majors. It is in the heart of boystown in Chicago, IL. This may explain the sheer number of homosexuals who frequent the games. Cubs fan are not real sports fan and they do not care for the game itself. Being a Cubs fan is a NOVELTY. the Cubs are a novelty act that is more of a show going on while there is a drunken homosexual party in the stand. For a person to call themselves a Cubs fan they admit that they are,
1) Gay,
2) A Loser,
3) is a phoney,
4) a drunk,
5) has a small loser shaped penis,
OR
6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.
So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.
1) Gay,
2) A Loser,
3) is a phoney,
4) a drunk,
5) has a small loser shaped penis,
OR
6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.
So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.
1908-2012 "chicago cubs lose again... like it ever matter, we are here for the forced entry"
2012 numbers dont lie
2012 numbers dont lie
by thetruthisheretosaveyou July 16, 2012
Chicago's "other" baseball team. Vastly overshadowed by their archrivals the Chicago white sox. Have not won a world series in ages and its likely that they never will
by Ghac May 28, 2011
The hot daughter of a Cougar
by DamitD June 07, 2009
A young male of substantial wealth that spoils an older woman with gifts and gratuities; who is older than themselves in exchange for company and/or sexual favors.
by ShowdownCheryl December 15, 2021