crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 25, 2007

Crump

Period cramps- to avoid cramps from running, walking, etc. being confused with period cramps, use the word crumps when referring to period cramps.

Ugh my crumps are so bad today I’m on my period

by anonymous January 14, 2024

Crump

A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.

Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.

by Topspark127 August 2, 2018

Crumped up

British slang for pumped up.

“Oi man, you crumped up for fish n’ chips on chewsday innit?”
“You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”

by Psuedowarden October 28, 2022

crump battle

When you and a group of friends gather around one street light in the middle of the night and one by one have a dance off while everyone else watches until there turn.

I’m high as fuck we should go have a crump battle

by Q576607 November 15, 2018

Crump

The action of grabbing another person’s genitals while keeping one’s hand in their pocket.

“Dude, what are you doing? Stop, it’s weird.”
“It’s called crumping, get used to it.”

by Goon Lagoon May 9, 2024

Crumped

When a human is folded in half or crumped together

“Guys we’re all crumped, it’s fine”

by mcdaddy.44 October 17, 2020