crump

Verb, the act of treading upon freshly lain snow.

I had to crump through last night's snowfall.

by canis fortunatus February 9, 2017

crump-hole

nickname for a hard hit or a great blow

oh i got fully crump-holed last night, im sore

by leila arrow December 14, 2020

Crump

When you're doing it doggystyle and the person on the bottom farts (pumps).

"We were having sex and he/she crumped during it"
"Did you just Crump?"

by Judicle October 27, 2020

Crump

Verb: When you fart whilst being fucked from behind

The past tense is crumped

"We went back to mine and during sex he/she Crumped."
"Did you crump during sex"

by Judicle October 27, 2020

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Crump

Noun; someone who is stereotypically british.

(used to insult anyone who is not american)

Ryder: It’s spelled ‘colour’ not ‘color.’
Reese: shut up, you crump.

by Not rice March 21, 2021

The Crump

When you have a spicy dump, perhaps after a bad curry and the ring is sore af afterwards and is res raw after which can be sore for days.
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.

Originating from Newcastle UK

“Jack, you coming out to the pub lad?”

“Nahh alan, ive got the crump.”

by GeordieRepresent October 19, 2023