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Mexican crock pot 

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.
Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

Betty Crock 

A phrase used for confirmation. Commonly used by the gang "OGMasterKush" better known as OGMK.
Ben: You got the weed?
Bob: Betty Crock.
Betty Crock by Bobby OGMasterkush October 17, 2018

A crock’a shit 

You go into someone’s home while they’re away shit in their crock pot, turn it on low and leave.
Remember that asshole down the street, yeah well now he’s got a crock’a shit to deal with.

Dutch crock-pot 

While your partner is eating your asshole, proceed to plug their nose and release flatulence, resulting in the popping of their ears. It's a real mind blowing experience.
Dude, I got my girlfriend to toss my salad and decided it was time to give her a dutch crock-pot. It totally blew her mind.
Dutch crock-pot by LoganhJaredm September 22, 2010

Croatian Crock Pot 

When you shit in a chick's pussy and sew it up overnight. The next day, you open it up and fuck it with pleasure.
Steve: Hey douchebag, i gave my chick a croatian crock pot last night.

Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.

Steve: Yeah, it was delightful

Dusty Crock Pot 

When you are having aggressive sex with a girl, and smoking a cigarette at the same time. Right as the male is about to ejaculate, he puts the ciggerette out on her clitoris, then proceeds to cum on the burn.
I just bought a pack of Paul malls to use for a Dusty Crock pot on my girlfriend tonight.

I think menthol cigarettes feel better during a Dusty Crock Pot.