Creeping Crud

A close relative of "you don't know where that's been." Creeping crud is when you don't know what invisible germs and dirt is on a surface and you try not to touch it. The term can also be used to describe an unidentifiable substance, or to describe crud that is, in fact, creeping.

Ex. 1
Keith: Ben, I wouldn't take your shoes off in this smelly locker room; there could be some creeping crud in here.
Ben: Good thinking!

Ex. 2
Keith: What the hell is that?
Ben: Ah, just some creeping crud.
Keith: Right, better steer clear of that shit.

Ex. 3
Keith: OH MY GOD THE CRUD IS CREEPING.
Ben: WHAT KIND OF CANCEROUS THINGS ARE LIVING HERE?!
Keith: RUN, BEFORE THEY MUTATE EVEN MORE!!!

by bls1999 April 10, 2015

creeping gaywinder

An insult used by Conor to insult the ever creeping and fondling Daniel. However, once Daniel caught onto this miraculously stunning insult he concocted a ruse to use it against the mighty Queerduck that is Conor.
It is now the bane of Conor's existence.

"Conor, you are the biggest creeping gaywinder I've ever met, now be off with you."

by Daniel Killen March 27, 2005

cresting

Tickling your lover's gooch with a long feather, specifically an ostrich feather, but other feathers will do.

Sue loves it when Tom crests her; she likes the peacock feather the most.

A-cresting I will go, a-cresting I will go, hi ho the dairy-o a-cresting I will go.

by reallygrey February 18, 2008

cresting

the act of people across america using crest toothpaste to brush their teeth in public places

"dude, did you see amanda cresting in the gas station??"

by jkushington December 8, 2012

cresting

Giving head while brushing the recipient's teeth. Used as a time saving device when running late for work.

We were cresting all morning

by Mcvaluemeal September 2, 2007

crespin

a super dooper guitarist currently working his magic in violethigh (www.violethigh.com)
much loved across the board

i wanna be just like that crespin guy from violethigh

by J March 8, 2005

creaping death

a tall gangly male who resembles death and always listens to music that makes you want to kill yourself. Watch out he is coming after you, fucking creapy ass kid

Fucking Creapy Death, he sneaks up on you like a cathloic priest sneaks up on adolescent boys

by Ben Dover November 19, 2003