crawling bat

"When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."

-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.

-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.

by Traycove September 18, 2023

Lobster Crawl

A Pick-up truck modification popular in the 70s and 80s in which the front of the truck was raised to monster truck lengths with the purpose of driving it off-road. Unfortunately, the Hoovers driving it end up not seeing anything on the road, leading the people getting ran over.

Jimmy has to watch out for psychos who drive a lobster crawl if he wants to play on the road

by HTgqe April 15, 2022

man crawl

What the hoes do on the weekends.

Becky lets go on a man crawl this weekend.

by That_One_Guy_100 July 9, 2017

nom crawl

Like a pub crawl but going to different food places - eg cafes, restaurants, tapas bars etc.

There are so many good cheap restaurants on that street. Let's do a nom crawl and get a different course from each place!

I'm SO hungry - I'm going to nom crawl all over town until I'm full.

by mifmaf April 13, 2009

yarn crawl

To tour/visit/salivate over a city's local yarn shops for extreme fiber enthusiasts.

"My BFF and I are going to Boston to do a yarn crawl. I just finished knitting a sweater and am jonesing for new yarn."

by QHatshepsut April 12, 2010

Campus Crawl

The term used for taking a road trip to another college campus. This usually, but doesn't have to, include partying while at the new campus to the point where you have to crawl home from all the "extra curriculum" that you have partook in.

Broadrick: "Hey bro Texas plays Texas A&M in College Station this weekend and there's a huge concert this weekend there also."
Jaijoe: "So this means we're going to campus crawl to A&M right?"
Broadrick: "You already know!"

by Dallas Entourage September 10, 2012

ball crawl

Going out with friends from place to place doing a ball of coke.

- Let's go for a pub crawl and drink 32 beers !

- No man, with that kind of money, we can buy a ball of coke. Let's do a ball crawl and do 32 lines.

- What was I thinking man ?!

by dr_tightFold August 2, 2011