(ˈwȯl-krȯl--ləng): Verb. The rural equivalent of mall-crawling. In small or isolated towns where there are no mall, clubs, or real entertainment venues, the denizens will often hang out at the local Wal-Mart to stave off boredom. Since Wal-Mart is generally open 24/7, this can also double as nightlife (for those who aren't too picky).
Example: "My brother and I wanted to drive to Austin and see a show, but I didn't have enough money. So we hit up Taco Bell and then went Wall-crawling."
Example: "I'm about to go Wall-crawling again because there's nothing else to do at 1:30 AM in this town. Please, someone stop me."
Example: "I went Wall-crawling again yesterday night, and I noticed they got new varieties of body wash. This has become my social life." *cries*
Example: "I seen my friends Lurlene and Deniesha at the Wally World last night when we was Wall-crawlin'. We done all tried on bras 'cause we's so bored, but we ditt'n buy none."
"Poor Jimmy, every night since his girlfriend left him he's gone Wall-crawling. And he always does the same thing - goes right down the greeting card aisle, reads them all, and punches the stuffed animals."
Example: "I'm about to go Wall-crawling again because there's nothing else to do at 1:30 AM in this town. Please, someone stop me."
Example: "I went Wall-crawling again yesterday night, and I noticed they got new varieties of body wash. This has become my social life." *cries*
Example: "I seen my friends Lurlene and Deniesha at the Wally World last night when we was Wall-crawlin'. We done all tried on bras 'cause we's so bored, but we ditt'n buy none."
"Poor Jimmy, every night since his girlfriend left him he's gone Wall-crawling. And he always does the same thing - goes right down the greeting card aisle, reads them all, and punches the stuffed animals."
by Yachohime August 25, 2013
Get the Wall-crawlingmug. by That_One_Guy_100 July 9, 2017
Get the man crawlmug. To crawl on one's hands and feet
by berlinadams November 27, 2017
Get the bear crawlmug. There are so many good cheap restaurants on that street. Let's do a nom crawl and get a different course from each place!
I'm SO hungry - I'm going to nom crawl all over town until I'm full.
I'm SO hungry - I'm going to nom crawl all over town until I'm full.
by mifmaf April 13, 2009
Get the nom crawlmug. "My BFF and I are going to Boston to do a yarn crawl. I just finished knitting a sweater and am jonesing for new yarn."
by QHatshepsut April 12, 2010
Get the yarn crawlmug. - Let's go for a pub crawl and drink 32 beers !
- No man, with that kind of money, we can buy a ball of coke. Let's do a ball crawl and do 32 lines.
- What was I thinking man ?!
- No man, with that kind of money, we can buy a ball of coke. Let's do a ball crawl and do 32 lines.
- What was I thinking man ?!
by dr_tightFold August 2, 2011
Get the ball crawlmug. The term used for taking a road trip to another college campus. This usually, but doesn't have to, include partying while at the new campus to the point where you have to crawl home from all the "extra curriculum" that you have partook in.
Broadrick: "Hey bro Texas plays Texas A&M in College Station this weekend and there's a huge concert this weekend there also."
Jaijoe: "So this means we're going to campus crawl to A&M right?"
Broadrick: "You already know!"
Jaijoe: "So this means we're going to campus crawl to A&M right?"
Broadrick: "You already know!"
by Dallas Entourage September 10, 2012
Get the Campus Crawlmug.