flap cracking

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.

My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.

flap cracking by borc June 19, 2021

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Cracking Ass

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.

Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.

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A cracking plur is an amazing football with real skills.

Wow Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute cracking plur

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A black man addicted to crack and all things dopamine

"Damn cracknigger stole my wallet!"
"Don't worry dave, that cracknigger will be shot up by morning."

Cracknigger by Lonewulf66 September 7, 2013

cracking me up by bradk October 1, 2013

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A blanket term for Fortnite, meaning to push out walls in 90-degree turns, mostly to create cover from two sides.

After you're done taking lookout and pressuring your opponent from above, you can go back to cranking 90s.

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Coolest and funniest person,also my moot,tubbsuit is also best but this person is also best 😍😍

gmaing_with_crackity is so cool check out their tiktok

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