cowboy clan 

An online group of retards who'd like to be cool, but in reality just sit around posting memes and insulting eachother. This group tends to have many inside jokes and will turn on eachother at moments notice.

Dude: what the fuck is this place

Cowboy1: wtf ^

Cowboy2: shut up

Cowboy3: posts meme
Dude: Oh shit its a cowboy clan

cowboy clan by Anarchist Superstar August 10, 2019

cowboy shave 

A close shave in a hot bath, requiring a hand mirror, shaving brush, lather, and a razor. A cowboy shave also requires drinking whiskey neat, or straight from the bottle. Bonus points if there's a woman available to help soap your back. Self-care for the man just back from the dusty trail.

Watching Clint Eastwood take a cowboy shave in that spaghetti western looked so relaxing.

Saturday was self-care day. A cowboy shave and movie with the woman was exactly what I needed.

cowboy shave by DoctorJB October 5, 2020

cowboy poker 

n. - a rodeo event played with a card-table, a deck of cards, four contestants, four folding chairs, and a bull. The rules are: the last cowboy to set down his cards and leave the table wins.

Some contests require skill; others require cajones. Cowboy Poker is one of the latter.

cowboy poker by Fuzzy June 17, 2006

Cowboy Bebop 

One of the greatest anime ever invented. The blend of action, style, music, and plot is completely amazing. The show flows smooth as water right through the end.

Oh man, I just watched the ENTIRE CB series in one day! and i'm gonna do it again tomorrow!

Cowboy Bebop by Understand? September 22, 2003

cowboy flick 

When a cowboy/country boy flicks the brim of his hat, basically a “fuck off”. fuck you fuck off

City folk : “You country boys are stupid.”
Country folk: “no one gives a shit Karen.” *cowboy flick*

cowboy flick by Countrygal2020 June 23, 2020

cowboy killers 

Marlboro Full Flavor Cigarettes/ Marlboro Reds. Given name cause of old ads with the "Marlboro Man", a cowboy who smokes Marlboros.

Kid 1: got smokes?

Kid 2: yea cowboy killers

cowboy killers by carlbittner March 26, 2009

Cowboy Breakfast

A quick, high-protein, solo, breakfast (or anytime) meal option where you throw your legs up and jack off into your mouth.

I was running low on fuel and had to get moving, so i settled for the Cowboy Breakfast.

Cowboy Breakfast by Edgar Christianson February 2, 2017