Steve: did you see that new cuisinart
Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers
Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers
by Sewy slice June 2, 2021
Get the Emmet loves pressure cookers mug.The campus where you are assigned a mountain of countless college assignments that you're eventually become "cooked", i.e. no longer knowing anything about outside world
After a semester of constant projects and exams, I feel like I’ve been living in a rice cooker—completely cooked and out of touch with what’s happening in the outside world
by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025
Get the rice cooker mug.Did you see the feds raid Juan's house? They done shot him up for waving a gun around and not having his green card! Them spick cookers are at it killin poor immigrants!
by mart60 December 5, 2025
Get the Spick Cookers mug.The Rice Cooker Theory is a modern dating metaphor comparing relationship development to cooking rice in a rice cooker. It compares uncooked rice to a relationship that hasn’t cooked because the “cook” button (intentional action) was not activated.
The Rice Cooker Theory was invented and popularized on TikTok by Filipina creator Hannah Lei in a video explaining slow-burn relationships.
She also framed it as a playful formula:
R = P × I × ΔT - α
Where:
• R = Relationship
• P = Potential (chemistry)
• I = Intentional Action (confession)
• ΔT = Change in Temperature (response/effort)
• α = Assumption (miscommunication)
Metaphor Meaning:
The theory humorously suggests that relationships require consistent effort (heating), clear communication (no "sinaing" or lid issues), and intentional actions to "cook" successfully—otherwise, they "burn" or fail.
Without intentional action, a relationship remains in a pre-cooked state—analogous to rice placed in a cooker that was never switched on. Emotional heat accumulates, but transformation does not occur.
Conclusion:
Feelings don’t cook themselves.
Someone has to press the button.
The Rice Cooker Theory was invented and popularized on TikTok by Filipina creator Hannah Lei in a video explaining slow-burn relationships.
She also framed it as a playful formula:
R = P × I × ΔT - α
Where:
• R = Relationship
• P = Potential (chemistry)
• I = Intentional Action (confession)
• ΔT = Change in Temperature (response/effort)
• α = Assumption (miscommunication)
Metaphor Meaning:
The theory humorously suggests that relationships require consistent effort (heating), clear communication (no "sinaing" or lid issues), and intentional actions to "cook" successfully—otherwise, they "burn" or fail.
Without intentional action, a relationship remains in a pre-cooked state—analogous to rice placed in a cooker that was never switched on. Emotional heat accumulates, but transformation does not occur.
Conclusion:
Feelings don’t cook themselves.
Someone has to press the button.
“I thought we were a slow burn, but Rice Cooker Theory says I was just operating on assumptions.”
“Akala ko slowburn kami. Na-rice cooker theory ako beh!”
“Akala ko slowburn kami. Na-rice cooker theory ako beh!”
by rice cooker theorist December 20, 2025
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A person who is so far from reality, that they worship harmful agents that act against their interests with wide spaniel eyes of adoration.
Vehemently opposed to reason, data, and experts.
Cooker spaniels much prefer in believing in false prophets, extreme right politics, extreme left politics, shills, propagandists, and “do your own research”. This is research in which they have at best, heard the term mentioned by various other conspiracists, and believe in with complete unquestioning faith.
Often seen posting misinformation on social media platforms, not just as a follower, but a leading light in their “alternative facts” world.
Highly prised asset of Hostile Intelligence Security Services (HISS) from diametrically opposing regimes of their country of domicile. This includes for Western Unipolar world bad actors such as:
* Belarus
* China
* Iran
* ISIS
* North Korea
* Russian Federation
* Syria
* Venezuela
* Vietnam
Female cooker spaniels are willing enablers and subservient to male cooker spaniels, worshiping their “alpha male”.
Male cooker spaniels identify by calling themselves “alpha male”, “patriotic”, “sovereign citizen”, “MAGA”, and “virile”.
They may have more than one tee-shirt with the self identifying motto “unvaxxed waxed and ready to climax”.
A person who is so far from reality, that they worship harmful agents that act against their interests with wide spaniel eyes of adoration.
Vehemently opposed to reason, data, and experts.
Cooker spaniels much prefer in believing in false prophets, extreme right politics, extreme left politics, shills, propagandists, and “do your own research”. This is research in which they have at best, heard the term mentioned by various other conspiracists, and believe in with complete unquestioning faith.
Often seen posting misinformation on social media platforms, not just as a follower, but a leading light in their “alternative facts” world.
Highly prised asset of Hostile Intelligence Security Services (HISS) from diametrically opposing regimes of their country of domicile. This includes for Western Unipolar world bad actors such as:
* Belarus
* China
* Iran
* ISIS
* North Korea
* Russian Federation
* Syria
* Venezuela
* Vietnam
Female cooker spaniels are willing enablers and subservient to male cooker spaniels, worshiping their “alpha male”.
Male cooker spaniels identify by calling themselves “alpha male”, “patriotic”, “sovereign citizen”, “MAGA”, and “virile”.
They may have more than one tee-shirt with the self identifying motto “unvaxxed waxed and ready to climax”.
Wow! Did you see that cooker spaniel in the front row of the One Nation Party TV advert with all the placards?
by Unvaxxed Waxed & Climax March 11, 2023
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Headline - "Australian suddenly dies at the age of 56"
Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"
Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"
Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"
Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"
by Madchef77 June 8, 2024
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