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Console War

A pointless, semi-retarded argument fought between fanboys of consoles like Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii.

Ten years ago, it was between the Gamecube, PS1, and the first Xbox. Twenty years ago it was between the SNES and Genesis.
Come on people, why can't you realize that actual computers are superior to consoles in every way?
When the majority of people become intelligent enough to realize a PC is better than any console, the console wars will end.
by Colder November 1, 2011
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death console

Video Games:

Usually in the side or corner; a list of people who have died, usually including what weapons and the murderer.
Examples of death consoles:

In Counter-Strike-
Assassin (weapon killed with) Deceased name

In Soldat:
Killers' name
Killed name

etc...
by Sexy Goose August 2, 2004
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Condoleezza Rice

She's smart, she's tuff, she's hot, and she's for real!
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.
Have no fear, Condoleezza Rice is here, and she may be your next President!
by Hugh G Rection August 7, 2006
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console humper

Kid that is obsessed with any video game so much, that he debates which is the best one with his friends. He gets defensive about anyone ripping on his precious games. He probably makes love to his computer or XBOX.
James: Counter-Strike blows.
Frederick: What?! How can you say that!? Do you know how many people I awp with my sniper all the time! I pwn those guys! I'm the best player in that game.
James: Oh, cool... I have friends.
Frederick: I'm so lonely.
James: Get your hands out of my pants you console humper.
by K-Poe June 29, 2006
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Consoleversation

The light-hearted conversation had between the players of a boisterous Video Game. Often either 'Smack Talk' or Gossip.
Last night at James's flat, we were playing GTA 4, we had the funniest consoleversation.
by calciumm April 9, 2009
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console football

Console football is the term given to a style of gameplay of the game American Football. A style of gameplay in a real-life football game that would only be found in a video game version.
"Going for it" on every 4th down/extra point, regardless of obscene distances.
"Faking" every punt or fieldgoal.
Excessive use of "long bomb" plays.
"All out blitzes" on every down.

"What is this console football? They are going for it on 4th and 37?"
by miribus June 6, 2009
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Console Jacking

When you put a vibrating video game controller on your penis, therefore masturbating while feeling the vibes from the controller.
John went console jacking when he discovered that the controller vibrated when explosions were in the game.
by darth farts March 30, 2015
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