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Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count
1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.
by nyxusz March 3, 2023
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competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.
Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!
by film divers August 7, 2023
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The Unusual Competition

The Unusual Competition is the best Discord camp. EVER. Only the chaddest of chads compete in this camp, where if you lose (haha you suck), you face elimination where one of the contestants will get eliminated. Maybe two if the sigma host, Italian Milk, feels like it. Some EPIC GAMERS that compete are Diceman, Cosplayer, Spirit, Shapey, Lance, Limby, and especially and most importantly, Bingus (i love you bingus marry me). trisdeez
hey dude have you ever heard of the unusual competition?
stfu gary
by Juno i love you May 29, 2022
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THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB

best club for history everrrrrr, u gotta join bro!
PERSON 1: hey broski, i wanna join the history comp club
PERSON 2: OMLLLL U SHOULD BRO, THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB IS SO MUCH FUN
by History Comp Club Lover August 21, 2025
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the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!
Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me
by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021
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competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.
The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.
by cteno4 April 26, 2015
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