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British Columbian

An unreliable and lazy-minded person who in its most malignant variation may have a sense of entitlement or arrogance despite not being keen to work very hard. They tend to be "neck down" kind of people, as in they do not exert much brain power and if you try to engage them in an intellectual conversation they will usually lose focus or panic for being out of their element. Swearing and aggressive behavior is odd to them, or getting upset about anything (including social decay, crime, poverty etc.). They tend to be laborers and followers, looking to outsiders for guidance and direction. The Vancouver strain of British Columbian has been known to be more aloof, unfriendly, defensive, and mentally erratic than their counterpart in other parts of the Lower Mainland and beyond. They may claim to be ambitious but usually accomplish little, or acknowledge their failures.
"That guy is not very bright."
"You said it. What is he- British Columbian?"
by BCBornjamessmith777785@yahoo.c December 10, 2012
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columbian bull frog

the act of stomping on one's testicles with golf, football, or baseball cleets while the said person is lying on the ground, perferably cement.
while john was lying on cement, ben stomped on his testicles with his baseball cleets inducing a columbian bull frog
by kanyewasright June 15, 2010
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Columbian Rush Powder

Damn, Jimbo just did a 8-ball of columbian rush powder.
by D.J. fittlestick February 21, 2017
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Columbian Dick Tie

When you slice the nut sack open and pull the dick through the scrotum in a means of torture.

Also known as the Epstein Neck Tie 😁
I gave that child molester and Columbian Dick Tie.
by Bottom surgery July 21, 2019
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Columbian Recycling Prank

A sex finisher where the man cums in the woman's nose she snorts it into her mouth and gives the man a wet willie with the cum.
Did you use the Columbian Recycling Prank on him last night as payback for him cumming in your nose?
by Thethreefingeredone October 10, 2019
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Columbian Slime Ball

When a group of columbians spit copious amounts of flem into a bucket
Person 1: “I went on holiday and saw some people making a columbian slime ball

Person 2: “Did you drink the cuppa grogers”
by The grogmeister November 30, 2021
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columbian drag race

When you get your male partner's penis erect, so that it becomes parallel to the floor. Then you put a line of cocaine on top of the penis from the tip down to the shaft, and you begin to snort the line from start to finish. Hence the Columbian drag race.
"Hey, we don't need any mirrors, we could just do a Columbian drag race off our cocks!"

"Im very hard right now, I think I have enough to let you do a Columbian drag race off me"

"Yo, we're going to have a group orgy, you can come too, we'll have a couple drinks and then maybe we can do a few Columbian drag races off each other"
by Saltonic Drinks January 12, 2009
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