Clyde

Someone who likes to curse a lot and tell inappropriate jokes (usually sex jokes) when given the chance during conversations.

Guy1: "How old is your mom again?"
Guy2: "I think she's 69 years old."
Guy1: "Ooooh! Still fuckable and whose age is the same number as my favorite sex position."
Guy2: "God! You're disgusting, you're such a "Clyde"."

by X3 *Pounces on you* UwU February 24, 2021

Clyde

A ginger bestie he loves big titty goth gfs

Have you seen Clyde he is so cool

by Kilelrperson October 30, 2022

Clyde padial

I FUCKING LOVE CRUDE OIL

Clyde Padial be wanking and shmanking it

by crude_oil69 June 7, 2024

Clyde

The orange ghost from the Pac-Man franchise. He's friends with Inky, Blinky, and Pinky, but he likes to wander around. Sometimes, he might chase Pac-Man, too.

Me: Alright! Almost done with that Pac-Man level! :D
Clyde: *Is around the corner*
Me: WHAT?! Oh no...

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth January 25, 2020

Clyde

That skinny asshole in the corner who watches hentai all day

Person 1:look at the gremlin over there
Person 2:he’s such a clyde

by Baroke omama August 31, 2020

As wide as the Clyde

The Clyde refers to a river in south Scotland that flows northwest.
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).

Alison Thewliss (SNP frontbencher)
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.

by Irtiza July 5, 2018

Clyde The Cloud

The highest Artist there was,ever.

1:Were you on Clyde The Cloud's stream yesterday?
2:Yes,he was reluctant about talking first,but then the chat forced him to talk.

by decrepitParadox February 27, 2018