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Cleveland Cavaliers

The 2007 NBA Eastern Conference Champions

The Cavs have been around since 1970 and have made the playoffs 15 times. In 2003 they drafted superstar LeBron James who is now the face of the organization and the team's best player. The Cavaliers play their home games in Quicken Loans Arena, which is nick-named "the Q" and was formerly called Gund Arena.

2007 was the best season in franchise history, in which the Cavs won the Eastern Conference, but were swept in the NBA finals by the Spurs. None-the-less, it was an awesome season....no one expected them to go that far.
Pistons fans everywhere watched in a dazed state as the Cleveland Cavaliers came back from an 0-2 deficit to win 4 straight games and claim the Conference Title
by osu fan August 3, 2007
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cleveland brown

A girl with a super hot body, but with an ugly face. As compared to the Cleveland Brown's uniform: Great uniform, ugly helmet.
Yo, bitch's body was slammin'...too bad she was a Cleveland Brown.
by the chocolate elvis April 24, 2003
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chevelle

Holy Shit! Dude did you see that? A mint 69 Chevelle SS, sweet!
by itsallbindun May 31, 2003
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beaver cleaver

Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.
"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."

"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.
by Rockwell September 15, 2005
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Cleveland Kaiser

Exactly like a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a thin Mexican mustache, you draw a Hitler mustache.
Yeah I gave that bitch a Cleveland Kaiser last night, then she pepper sprayed me!
by Niflheim October 7, 2010
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Cleveland eye

Similar to a E.P.D.D. where one's eyes point in two different directions. Aka, one eye is looking at you and the other is looking toward Cleveland.
Dude, I know she was a hotty but I couldn't keep talking to her cause she had a Cleveland eye. I didn't know which one to look at.
by Jlmontana October 26, 2011
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Cleveland Piledriver

A Cleveland Piledriver is the combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a regular piledriver. To put it simply, you take a shit on the ground, and then piledrive your bitch promptly into your pile of dooder.

Also synonymous with the "poop smash"
Examples :

"I made Jill tap out with a massive a Cleveland Piledriver last night."

"I knocked Jill out cold last night with my Cleveland Piledriver, it was creamy."

"I Cleveland Piledrived. Nice."
by nice. June 27, 2014
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