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Chili Shotgun

The act of one massive blast of shit out of your ass which then smacks the back of the toilet like a big ole bowl of chili was shot out of a shotgun
Lincoln just got done eating Taco Bell and now because of this he proceeded to the bathroom where he then chili shotgunned the back of the toilet and sent me a Snapchat video of it
by MADsMINDFREAK January 16, 2020
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Chili mac

When trevor Mosby puts his dick in a poopy ass
Hey did you hear about what happened to karena last night

"Yeah I heard she got chili macced by trevor"

"WOW bill that trevor sure is a chili maccing machine
by Doofinator October 26, 2018
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chili log

When you rub shit on your dick and then smack someone in the face with it.
Chad totally chili logged me last night again in front of my friends.
by Momma Howse March 5, 2022
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Chili bobsleds

Chili served in a bobsled, AKA The Devil's Bowl
Started as a joke by Isaiah Godbey in 2018, Chili Bobsleds are now a name for broken bowls
YOU CANT EAT CHILI FROM A BOBSLED, CHILI BOBSLEDS ARE ATROCIOUS.
by Chili Bobsleds. November 5, 2020
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chili cookoff

At least three men defecate on a woman's chest. She tastes and rates them, has sex with the first place winner, blows the runner-up, and the last man must eat the remaining shit from the woman's chest while she performs the tasks on the other two men.
Aw, man, I got last place in Susie's chili cookoff last weekend. The other guys really gave it their best.
by Arnoldez January 11, 2009
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Canadian Chili

The act of puking into the vagina, draining contents into a bowl and eating with a spoon after having added large amounts of hot sauce.
Nothing cures a hangover like a great big, warm bowl of Canadian Chili.
by M_Pizzle October 23, 2009
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lay chili

1. Lay chilly, as in wait, be cool.

2. Lay chili, as in to party very hard.

3. Lay chili, as in serious defecation after partying hard; beer shits.
1. "Dude, lay chilly; I don't wanna get my ass kicked"

2. "Dude, I'm gonna lay some chili tonight, yace-ah"

3. "Aw dude, I have got to lay chili right now or there is gonna be something you don't want."
by Joe Bone March 9, 2005
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